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Why
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by
Frederick Von Chimpenheimer
Recent psychological studies and brain scans have shown that tigers
have naturally violent tendencies toward chimpanzees. "There's sort of
a banana-envy thing going on, which makes the average tiger very
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Plantains
vs. Bananas
by
Francine Chimperson
Throwing a party? There's no better way to anger your dinner guests
than by accidentally serving them plantains instead of bananas. Avoid
the poo flinging with these handy guidelines. Plantains look like over
ripe bananas, and must be cooked before eaten. Bananas are softer, and
don't cook very well (they get mushy). In suscipit, pede a rutrum
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Grooming
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Waterhole
Dangers
Watery oasis, or crocodilian cesspool from hell? As the dry season
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